London, 4 December 2025

GRINDR UNWRAPPED 2025

Global dick report

The end of the fucking year is happening again, and it’s the same as every year, Pinky. A whole month of Fridays, all of them supposedly black, and a slew of random best‑of lists.

A popular music service unveiled its “2025 Wrapped” yesterday to the usual fanfare. This year’s most interesting metric revealed that my listening age is 16. That’s not a reflection of my level of maturity, certainly.

All that fun aside, here at Heavy Feral HQ we’re not all that tapped‑in with pop‑culture in the mass media. Thank the gay gods that our friends Grindr just dropped their “2025 UNwrapped”. It turns out some gifts unwrap themselves.

Grindr scraped anonymous data from more than 15 million monthly users and over 32,000 in‑app votes. Out of that, a few categories floated to the top that are actually worth looking at. Here’s our top picks:

BEST BULGE

Jonathan Bailey & Bad Bunny

We have a tie:

Jonathan Bailey in Jurassic World: Rebirth and, Bad Bunny’s Calvin Klein ad. Both were picked on the basis of how many users responded to those images inside the app.

THE OTHER STATS

 If you want the full list of crowns and kinks, it’s all sitting at grindr.com/unwrapped or inside the app.
You already know where the icon is on your phone.

London, 4 December 2025

GRINDR UNWRAPPED 2025

Global dick report

The end of the fucking year is happening again, and it’s the same as every year, Pinky. A whole month of Fridays, all of them supposedly black, and a slew of random best‑of lists.

A popular music service unveiled its “2025 Wrapped” yesterday to the usual fanfare. This year’s most interesting metric revealed that my listening age is 16. That’s not a reflection of my level of maturity, certainly.

All that fun aside, here at Heavy Feral HQ we’re not all that tapped‑in with pop‑culture in the mass media. Thank the gay gods that our friends Grindr just dropped their “2025 UNwrapped”. It turns out some gifts unwrap themselves.

Grindr scraped anonymous data from more than 15 million monthly users and over 32,000 in‑app votes. Out of that, a few categories floated to the top that are actually worth looking at. Here’s our top picks:

HOTTEST MAN OF THE YEAR

Jonathan Bailey

I mean, who else? Duh. 

BEST BULGE

Jonathan Bailey & Bad Bunny

We have a tie:

Jonathan Bailey in Jurassic World: Rebirth and, Bad Bunny’s Calvin Klein ad. Both were picked on the basis of how many users responded to those images inside the app.

THE OTHER STATS

Fun Facts from Grindr

 If you want the full list of crowns and kinks, it’s all sitting at grindr.com/unwrapped or inside the app.
You already know where the icon is on your phone.